So do I; that's why I built the Kaiser. There are plenty of others here content to attempt to punch their way to freedom. I prefer a more intellectual approach.

[Says the man who tried - unsuccessfully - to knock over town hall with a giant robot. Being trapped here has changed him, at least to the point that he's trying to be subtle if only for a lack of other options. He roots around under the counter and produces a letter! (http://buildstherobots.livejournal.com/12857.html)]

Here. It's amazingly comprehensive, because I'm a genius.

[Preen preen.]