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[backdated to the 7th I KNOW THE REGAINS ARE LATE ssssh]

[Dist had spent most of the day in bed. After the party the day before, by the time he'd gotten home he was exhausted and when he woke up he was wretchedly hungover, so he'd called in sick to the library and went back to sleep with a pillow over his head. Eventually the sickness and headache had subsided enough for him to go get something to eat... and notice that he had another couple of gifts. The first one made him choke a little; it was a simple photograph, of him and Jade as children with the Professor. He'd set it up in his room, making a note to find a fitting frame before going outside.

...

AAAAAAAAAAAH CHAIR. Oh, he'd missed it so, and what with his acquired weakness he'd needed it more than ever.

So, Mayfield, you'll have a crazy man in a flying salmon-covered chair pretty much everywhere today, mostly outside because the thing is huge and typically won't fit inside the front door without some rotating. He's looking far more excited than he really should be, really, but hey! Flying chair! And truly flying, it seems, not just hovering; sometimes he's high up, sometimes he's close to the ground; it all depends. On what, probably that's only obvious to Dist.]
buildstherobots: (suddenly the night has grown colder)
[The voice that comes out of the phone is a wrenching mix of screaming and sobbing; it's as shrill as Dist ever is, but there's desperation to it that isn't really heard that often.]

I don't know what kind of joke this is, but it's just... [a slight sob] this is just cruel! Why would they do this?! It was... it was their bodies all torn apart and bleeding and... and...

[There's a loud sniffle; Dist stares at the phone blearily and muffles a wordless sob, then drops the receiver into the cradle. He's starting to go numb.]

[A bit later, he can be seen out sitting on his front step, dried up(mostly) but still red-faced. He's got blood on him and is occasionally taking a drink out of what looks like a bottle of vodka cut with orange juice. There's a growing pile of tissues next to him.

Most notable, though, is the heap of burning body parts in the yard. Legs, arms, everything, adding up to about four people. Notably, though, there aren't any heads... though someone would have to look pretty hard to notice. Dist is staring numbly at the fire, occasionally throwing a stick or a tissue into it.]
buildstherobots: (wait wait I've got something to say)
Well well, it seems as though we have quite a few new arrivals, don't we? Well, unlucky as you are to have been brought here, you do have the amazingly good luck of having me here to guide you! It just so happens that I've written up a comprehensive letter to poor souls such as yourselves, detailing out everything you could possibly need to know about our delightful little town.

I highly doubt you would be able to find my assigned "home," so for a few hours you will instead find me located at the park in the middle of town with more than enough to go around. As always, older residents who desire one will also be indulged, what with my truly generous nature after all.

Oh! Truly you should not have any trouble recognizing someone as beautiful as myself, but look for a slender man with white hair. I'm known as Dist the Rose.

[And, sure enough, Dist can be found in the parking lot just outside the park, wearing a new blue coat as his own is rather poor at keeping a person warm. There's a stack of letters on the seat of his motorcycle, probably at least fifty. He's even brought the Cheagle, who is having an inordinate amount of fun playing in the snow.]
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[filtered from drones, etc, backdated a few hours]

So I have a gift for all of you. I've finally completed my gorgeously constructed letter to our unfortunate new prisoners; I have a stack of copies here, replicated by yours truly, and will generously give one out to anyone who asks. 1767 Beaver Street.

[filtered to Percy Jackson]

I have also completed the two transmitters I promised you. Two days, as promised. Dist the Rose doesn't break his word, after all. The others are up to you.

[Those who happen by his house can find him sitting on a carefully cleared-away spot on the porch, idly flipping through a book. As promised, there's a stack of papers next to him, as well as a medium-sized box.]
buildstherobots: (walking a bridge on weakening cables)
[Backdated to yesterday, soon after this.]

[It's not long after Dist puts away his shiny new regain before he's back out on the streets, this time heading out to the general store. He has a project to work on, and he's not wasting any time on starting it. He's still pale and kind of woozy, but he said he'd be done within two days, and Dist the Rose keeps his word, unlike a stupid colonel he could name. Those who are about town will find him:

A) Heading in the direction of the general store, looking over a list of something in his hand.

B) In the general store, picking up far more radios than a person probably needs in their house.

C) Heading home, carrying said radios and probably wishing he'd actually taken his motorcycle for the trip.]
buildstherobots: (looking back it was all maltreating)
[Impossible as it seems, Dist does occasionally become impatient. Today specifically he's become impatient waiting to receive a certain belonging of his for free, so instead he's gone to the post office to retrieve the thing himself. This is, naturally, kind of a bad idea; one would think that having his eye confiscated would be enough of a deterrent.

It's early evening, after his shift at the library, when he can be seen stumbling back to his house, looking even paler than usual, almost as though he's going to fall over at the next gust of wind. In his hands he's carrying a device that almost looks like an hourglass stand without the actual hourglass: the small replication machine he'd built back when he was in the military academy with Jade. The memories it brings back are kind of uncomfortable, but if he's going to produce a lot of something(like, for example, a letter to Mayfield's new "citizens") he'll need an easy way to do it.

Not to mention replication is simply useful on its own.]
buildstherobots: (threats and then backs down)
[Filtered from drones, etc]

...The library? Really? They're squandering my talents! The books here are useless; it would be one thing if they contained any useful information, but in my experience they don't. What a waste of my time and my brilliance; watching drones carry off useless tomes about gardening and small engine repair is a job a monkey could do.

[There's a short thud as he pounds his fist of the table.]

I am still available to do any unique construction of mechanical weapons and devices, as well as machine repair of all kinds, but from now on it will have to be by commission exclusively, for obvious reasons. I highly doubt that this "job" will pay very well, certainly not well enough for any parts I'd need to purchase from the town itself. Though stealing from drones is always an option...
buildstherobots: (you're big enough to stop pretending)
...Why is everyone shopping?
buildstherobots: (it leaves you feeling pretty hollow)
[Filtered from drones, etc.]

I'm in the process of constructing the perfect primer for those unfortunate enough to join us in this wretched place. Allowing the ignorant to remain such does me no good, nor any of the rest of you. While my memory is as clear and flawless as one might expect from someone of my intelligence, I have not been here forever and thus am sadly unable to make the primer fully comprehensive on my own.

So! I need information about things that happened in this place prior to nine months ago. Any lesser-known but important information about the Westport incident is also welcome; I know most of it but I was droned for the duration, so details may have slipped through the cracks.

[ooc: I won't be up much longer tonight, but I thought I'd throw this up anyway. I'll get to the comments as soon as I can tomorrow. ♥]
buildstherobots: (hey! its been a lovely day!)
This is the most unhealthy meal I've ever seen. How is a person supposed to maintain his weight when he's handed something like this? It doesn't help that my house is full of drones. The cheagle seems to be enjoying himself though.

Also WHY IS THE TURKEY FULL OF SPIDERS?! I've been crushing the damn things for hours! The house is disgusting!
buildstherobots: (it leaves you feeling pretty hollow)
[Dist's voice is calm. Almost neutral. It's a stark contrast to his earlier despondence and subsequent outbursts; truly, he's controlling his voice very closely, but it's hard to pick up over the phones.]

[Filtered from drones, etc]

For those who haven't heard, Olivier is droned. Permanently. All of her things have disappeared and she's puttering around like a mindless housewife, which I suppose is what she is now.

The documents she's collected are still here, and I'll be taking very good care of them. If anyone has cause to see them, come see me.
buildstherobots: (suddenly the night has grown colder)
...I can't believe they're all gone.

[For those that know him, they'll note that his voice is softer than it's ever been before. After he makes the call he stares blankly at the phone for a moment or two before setting it down.

Those walking down Beaver Street might see Dist outside in his driveway, like he is almost constantly, but he hardly seems like himself. There are parts strewn all over, both from the Kaiser and from the car, as though he was intending to do some sort of repairs but forgot what he was doing halfway through; he's sitting amidst the mess, staring out at the street with an expression that's somewhere between misery and rage. Sol is curled up in his lap, and next to them is a pot with a single white flower. Now that Anise is gone, taking care of the selenia has fallen to him.

He may or may not snap and scream at you if you come too close.]
buildstherobots: (suddenly the night has grown colder)
[Again. The hazmats got to him again.

It would have been ridiculous if it wasn't so unnerving. When he wakes up, in one piece but severely shaken from his second death at the things' hands, he takes a cursory look around the house. Everything is trashed, whole walls have been burned down... it's as if the house has been hollowed out. After checking to make sure the stove still works, he makes some tea to calm his frazzled nerves. After a while, he picks up the phone.]

[Filtered from drones, etc.]

If you see the Russian, give him up. I'm sick of dying.

[Filtered to people with CR with Dist. You know who you are.]

My... [He hesitates. The word is almost foreign on his tongue.] ...friends. They probably won't come back here; they've already trashed the place. If you can get here... you'll be safe.

[He knows it's an odd thing for him of all people to say, but he doesn't want to lose anyone else important to him. Even if death isn't permanent, that doesn't make him feel any better. And there's always the chance that this time, it'll be forever. He hasn't felt this helpless since the Professor died and he could do nothing to stop it. It's a feeling he was hoping to never feel again; this time, he can do something, before something terrible happens.

...More tea. Yes.]
buildstherobots: (they ought to drown him in holy water)
Klaus. I finished your gun.

Anise, I want to know everything you know about that ring that let your Cheagle talk.
buildstherobots: (a ring of fire around the rose's door)
[Filtered]

What in the hell is going on?!

If they think they can scare me, they're wrong!!

[After making the call, he heads outside to move the Kaiser into the garage. He has to prepare it for possible combat, and he much prefers to do it as privately as he can. ...Unfortunately, this is a slight problem as the Kaiser is very large and the garage... well, not so much. He can be found outside his house, doing his damnedest to work out just how to pull it off.]
buildstherobots: (they ought to drown him in holy water)
[Just as expected, Dist wakes up good as new in his garage, shaken but mostly undamaged, although he's still wearing his false eye. Sol is even there, curled up sleeping at the foot of the couch, which he finds strangely relieving even though he can't really pin down why. He must be getting soft.

That's not the most pressing issue at the moment, though. Dist actually has a purpose this morning; he needs to get what he heard out before the memory starts going fuzzy. He slips off the couch and heads inside to use the phone.

He was initially planning on filtering this call, just to play it safe, but you know what? To hell with you, Mayfield. Dist isn't afraid of you.]

Theta, I apologize for not making it to your party. I was looking forward to it, but there were complications.

I don't know how much the rest of you at the drone get-together found out while there, so some of this may not come as a surprise to you, but I'm going to put it out there anyway. A colleague and myself listened in on a phone call that the new Smith, Jack, was making; he was reporting back to someone whom I can only assume was the mayor or Grady, unless there's another authority here that we haven't been made aware of. Needless to say, Jack is a plant working for the city and is very much not a drone. Whatever he is, he has some measure of control over the physical reality of this place; he summoned walls, bars, and gas right inside his upstairs hallway seemingly from thin air. I don't know if this power extends beyond his house or not.

During his conversation, he mentioned working with someone named Olney, and wanted to know if things were "finished on his end;" I don't recognize this name, but maybe some of you do. He said that they have some situation "under control," and that he needs to keep an eye on "the wife," presumably Mrs. Smith. She might have some humanity still in her, if she warrants being watched, but that is conjecture at this point. There was also mention of a woman who might make trouble for them if she changes her mind about something or other; whether or not this woman and Mrs. Smith are the same person, I can't say. Whoever she is, they don't have full control over her.

The conversation I heard was short and one-sided; Anise and I were discovered relatively quickly and murdered for listening in, but they didn't take my memories, and those wretched fools don't frighten me. Little bites of information are far better than no information at all.
buildstherobots: (it leaves you feeling pretty hollow)
[Filtered from drones]

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm bringing a knife to this "get-together."
buildstherobots: (make a sound that no one's ever heard)
[Those in the vicinity of Beaver Street may hear a startled scream.

Dist, you see, had found the box sitting in front of the garage waiting for him. Distressingly, it had air holes in it, and so he'd been rather careful opening it, and for a moment the animal inside had simply looked up at him, blinking blearily in the sudden sunlight.

...And now Dist has a very agitated little rabbit creature latched firmly onto his hand, tiny teeth refusing to be pried off no matter how much he waves his arm.]

What kind of joke is this?! I was supposed to get something useful, not a stupid lab rat! Let go!
buildstherobots: (you're big enough to stop pretending)
[One day Dist will get used to all of the weird things Mayfield throws at him constantly.

Today, clearly, is not that day. He finds himself dressed very nicely, holding flowers... in a hotel room with a woman. A suggestively-dressed woman.

What.]

Who are you?

[event post for Velvet! :3]
buildstherobots: (wait wait I've got something to say)
[forward-dated slightly to evening]

[Finally, Dist's work has come to completion. Among scattered diagrams and far too many bits of copper, silver, and other metallic debris on Jade's coffee table is a small porcelain sphere: his finished eye.

He has to show someone. With a triumphant grin he scoops it up, leaving the living room to go in search of Jade in the other parts of the house. He will likely accost any other inhabitants of 1768 Beaver Street to show the device off as well, should he run into them.]
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