[43] WE LOVE YOU SPIDER

[buildstherobots]

This is the most unhealthy meal I've ever seen. How is a person supposed to maintain his weight when he's handed something like this? It doesn't help that my house is full of drones. The cheagle seems to be enjoying himself though.

Also WHY IS THE TURKEY FULL OF SPIDERS?! I've been crushing the damn things for hours! The house is disgusting!

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[withmorelove.livejournal.com]

That would be because you keep killing them in messy ways.

[To illustrate, Chouno spots on, places his finger firmly on the thorax, pushing it down and using his other hand to cleanly push the head clean off. He doesn't seem to care about the grossness of this at all.]

And why should I not? They're interesting.

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Dist wrinkles his nose.]

I'd rather not touch them. And if you're going to keep the little beasts then at least make sure they never escape. Spiders aren't pets, they're pests.

[withmorelove.livejournal.com]

[Shrug.]

These aren't pets anyway. They're test subjects.

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Okay, that seems to pique his interest.]

What do you plan on doing with them?

[withmorelove.livejournal.com]

Finding out if and how they differ from average spiders.

[He casually picks up an empty jar, drops his middle finger onto a spider, using the other fingers to pick it up. Plonk. Chk chk, screwed up.]

I've wanted a chance to take apart the things Mayfield makes for a while.

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[That seems to placate Dist somewhat.]

Well, I guess I can't fault a healthy scientific curiosity.

[withmorelove.livejournal.com]

And if I have any left when I am satisfied, I suppose I might as well suffocate and preserve some. It's not what I usually collect, but it's not the season for butterflies.

[He lifts up the jar, taking a look inside.]

And I doubt I'll see these specific types again, even around here.

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

They're probably completely unnatural, like everything else in this damn town. Tell me if you find out anything interesting.