[44] paper trails are getting longer, can you meet me in the middle

[buildstherobots]

[Filtered from drones, etc.]

I'm in the process of constructing the perfect primer for those unfortunate enough to join us in this wretched place. Allowing the ignorant to remain such does me no good, nor any of the rest of you. While my memory is as clear and flawless as one might expect from someone of my intelligence, I have not been here forever and thus am sadly unable to make the primer fully comprehensive on my own.

So! I need information about things that happened in this place prior to nine months ago. Any lesser-known but important information about the Westport incident is also welcome; I know most of it but I was droned for the duration, so details may have slipped through the cracks.

[ooc: I won't be up much longer tonight, but I thought I'd throw this up anyway. I'll get to the comments as soon as I can tomorrow. ♥]

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those details will...come tomorrow, MUST SLEEP ><;;

[reluctantnanny.livejournal.com]

I believe that I should be of help you, then. I've been here for nearly a year and a half, though I was brainwashed last April and came to only a few weeks ago.

I'm afraid I cannot remember this "Westport" incident, but I can detail some of the strange things that happened before then. What have you heard so far?

[ergaleomancer.livejournal.com]

Actually, you'd do well asking that question at a gathering that's happening on the thirteenth. It will be at 1647 Albright Lane, and I'd appreciate it if you'd come.

[Theta still thinks she can wring details out of him if she asks nicely and offers him details of her own. Another inventor is bound to be on par with her intellect, after all~!]

[puzzlerprince.livejournal.com]

I'm actually in the process of compiling a bit of a primer, myself. However, my apologies, but I couldn't tell you anything that happened prior to Westport.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Can I get one of those when they are complete?"

[weiss-tank.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's a pretty good idea. I wish I could help but I got here just before the Westport thing.