[44] paper trails are getting longer, can you meet me in the middle

[buildstherobots]

[Filtered from drones, etc.]

I'm in the process of constructing the perfect primer for those unfortunate enough to join us in this wretched place. Allowing the ignorant to remain such does me no good, nor any of the rest of you. While my memory is as clear and flawless as one might expect from someone of my intelligence, I have not been here forever and thus am sadly unable to make the primer fully comprehensive on my own.

So! I need information about things that happened in this place prior to nine months ago. Any lesser-known but important information about the Westport incident is also welcome; I know most of it but I was droned for the duration, so details may have slipped through the cracks.

[ooc: I won't be up much longer tonight, but I thought I'd throw this up anyway. I'll get to the comments as soon as I can tomorrow. ♥]

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Not at all. :D

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Dist meets him outside, grinning. The Kaiser (http://i41.tinypic.com/2ch1i75.png) is shut down next to a very mangled car that looks as though it's been stripped for parts and shot at several times.]

Isn't he wonderful?

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

[[Stops on the sidewalk and just stares. So much about this scene he wanted to comment on. Like, "What did you do to that car?" and "I thought you'd be taller." but instead he went with the big one.]]

"That... is... amazing!"

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he will never get tired of the sound of people admiring his work.]

It is amazing! Far beyond the accomplishments of those I was forced to call my colleagues back home.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"We don't have anything like that back home... well we do but only in movies."

[[He walked up to it and began to walk around it slowly, still wide eyed and staring.]]

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

Well, technically, there's nothing like it on Auldrant either.

[GRIN GRIN. He waits until the boy is in a position to not be knocked over before doing... something or other to open up the main body.]

Unfortunately, the chair that fits in has yet to be returned to me, so I'm forced to stand, which can become tedious if things become too heated.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"Wow! You ride in it!?

Huh, does it have to be a specific chair?"

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

Well, how else would I pilot him?

I have a flying chair that fits in these grooves here. [He gestures.] Unfortunately, it's still back at home.

[pants-yourmove.livejournal.com]

"I always saw robots done by remote control.

A special chair? Why not just work a chair to fit?"