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[Phone call! To the whole town! Except the drones and the usual meddling authority figures. The call is in a moderately hushed tone, but he's easily understandable.]
So, I see that there are many new people, and you may count yourselves as lucky as you can in this place because Dist the Rose is here to take care of you all. I'm sure you've been informed as to the basics of Mayfield, but I've put together a lovely little primer for just this kind of occasion, giving you all of the details you need to bring you fully up to speed, including the most important things that have been inflicted upon us since the first of us can remember arriving here. If you would like to be informed, then come to the library to pick up a copy. If you can't find it, ask any drone where it is, they'll be able to tell you. Look for a gorgeous man with pale hair; someone as extraordinary as myself will stand out.
[And, just a little louder but no so much so that he's quite up to normal talking level.]
And be sure to pick up your free library card! Knowledge is power and all that.
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[And there Dist will be, flitting about, stacking things and shelving things and generally keeping himself busy. He'll also be available to assist anyone who just so happens to be in the library themselves, though every so often he'll have to stop and sit to rest a bit, possibly get down a granola bar outside the view of the head librarian. He can't fit his chair through the door, let alone down the aisles of books, so he's walking everywhere and carrying things and with his condition this tires him out quickly.]
So, I see that there are many new people, and you may count yourselves as lucky as you can in this place because Dist the Rose is here to take care of you all. I'm sure you've been informed as to the basics of Mayfield, but I've put together a lovely little primer for just this kind of occasion, giving you all of the details you need to bring you fully up to speed, including the most important things that have been inflicted upon us since the first of us can remember arriving here. If you would like to be informed, then come to the library to pick up a copy. If you can't find it, ask any drone where it is, they'll be able to tell you. Look for a gorgeous man with pale hair; someone as extraordinary as myself will stand out.
[And, just a little louder but no so much so that he's quite up to normal talking level.]
And be sure to pick up your free library card! Knowledge is power and all that.
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[And there Dist will be, flitting about, stacking things and shelving things and generally keeping himself busy. He'll also be available to assist anyone who just so happens to be in the library themselves, though every so often he'll have to stop and sit to rest a bit, possibly get down a granola bar outside the view of the head librarian. He can't fit his chair through the door, let alone down the aisles of books, so he's walking everywhere and carrying things and with his condition this tires him out quickly.]
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Date: 2011-02-08 09:32 pm (UTC)it's sad that this is the closest thing to an adventure that he's had all month.]
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Date: 2011-02-08 09:40 pm (UTC)I don't suppose you're here for a... card?
[Smooth. Real mysterious there, Disto.]
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Date: 2011-02-08 09:43 pm (UTC)Maybe. Have you seen a gorgeous man around here?
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Date: 2011-02-08 09:39 pm (UTC)"Mr. Rose? Are you the man on the phone saying to come to the library?"
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Date: 2011-02-08 09:42 pm (UTC)Yes, yes, that was me. Come to the front desk.
[And he leads the way!]
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Date: 2011-02-08 09:45 pm (UTC)"You that rose fellow?"
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Date: 2011-02-08 09:56 pm (UTC)Dist the Rose, yes. You're... looking for a card?
[Hey, it's a government building! Have to be careful and all that, right?]
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Date: 2011-02-08 10:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-09 02:22 am (UTC)Yes! I'm Dist. You're looking for a letter?
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Date: 2011-02-08 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-09 02:26 am (UTC)[Man all this quiet talking sounds unnatural coming from him.]
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Date: 2011-02-08 11:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-02-09 02:33 am (UTC)Can I help you?
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Date: 2011-02-08 11:50 pm (UTC)Are you perhaps familiar with the phrase 'knowing is half the battle?'
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Date: 2011-02-09 02:38 am (UTC)I am indeed. Only half, I'm afraid.
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Date: 2011-02-09 12:03 am (UTC)You. [Said rather bluntly.] Are you the man who called my house today?
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Date: 2011-02-09 02:42 am (UTC)I called everyone's house. My name is Dist, not you. What do you want?
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Date: 2011-02-09 02:03 am (UTC)She looked around for a man with pale hair who could be considered "gorgeous" and finally found someone who came close to it.]
Excuse me, by any chance are you the one named Dist?
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Date: 2011-02-09 04:39 am (UTC)I'm Dist the Rose, yes. Looking for one of my wonderful letters?
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Date: 2011-02-09 09:45 am (UTC)She decides to approach him. ]
Excuse me. Um, excuse me!
[ She tries to get his attention, careful not to raise her volume any louder than her library voice. ]
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Date: 2011-02-10 02:53 am (UTC)Yes? Did you come looking for me?
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Date: 2011-02-09 10:22 am (UTC)Without preamble, she marches over to him.] Where do I purchase a gun and how do I get my things back?
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Date: 2011-02-10 03:01 am (UTC)Ssh! You're going to get me in trouble!
[Don't people have the least bit of courtesy? Dist tosses his hair a little.]
If you can be polite, I'll get you a letter. The short answer is, at the post office, but there's a price.
[He lifts his glasses and taps his false eye.]
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Date: 2011-02-10 01:09 am (UTC)Re: (action)
Date: 2011-02-10 03:03 am (UTC)[Dist has been careful not to jump on every person who's come into the library, but as he's gotten bites he's gotten pretty good at spotting non-drones even when they're obviously new.]
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