[31] I'm convinced these plans are picturesque

[buildstherobots]

[Dist hasn't really moved out of Sideswipe's house yet. He's stayed at Jade's a few times but it remains just a little bit uncomfortable, so he's been splitting his time between the two, with his own house thrown in a couple times a week, fairly evenly. Still, though, most of his ~*~gorgeous and brilliant~*~ new eye project is in fact all over Jade's living room, and part of building it involves the Kaiser's fon drive core.

What does this mean for you, Mayfield?

It means you get a giant robot lumbering across town, and not particularly quietly either. He will see you, most likely! It'll probably be faster for you to get out of the way of him rather than vice versa, though.]

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[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Yuuka just happens to be outside when the robot starts lumbering down the street. She shows no fear, no surprise, no emotion at all save for a wide smile up at the thing.]

My my, what a frightening device...though I believe it looks familiar.

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Oh.

Oh oh.

Dist cannot let this opportunity pass him by.

He activates the buzzsaw and scoops up the mouthpiece almost simultaneously, unable to resist a chance to gloat.]

You're damn right it looks familiar!

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I see. It belongs to the little rose...that's right.

Attempting to compensate for your lack of physical prowess by playing in your toy?

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

He's not a toy! And I'll prove it to you!

[After all, what could she do? He saw Sideswipe wound her so he knows it's possible, and that's really all the proof he needs. He launches the Kaiser in Yuuka's direction, swinging the blade down at her.]

[convallariaceae.livejournal.com]

[Oh my, that large device is quite fast. Instead of trying to move, she's going to make the attempt to kick that buzzsaw blade off course with that immense strength of hers. She has no idea what the machine is capable of, however, so she's got no way of knowing if that's going to work.]

[ponypuncher.livejournal.com]

_{[HOLY FUCK SHIT DAMN WHAT THE HELL IS THAAAAAT.]}

best reaction to kaiser ever

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Dist actually pauses, tilting his head. Comically, the Kaiser's body tilts somewhat to the side as well.]

What?

10th century, meet robots

[ponypuncher.livejournal.com]

<sub>[Holllly shit that thing moved again.

What the hell.

Did he eat one of those Berserker mushrooms what is going on here. Actually, what is English, just have some Norse.]</sub>

The fucking hell is that?!

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[The Kaiser hisses as Dist presses a few buttons, the cockpit splitting open so Dist can see out a bit better.]

It's just a battle mech; it won't eat you.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[STILL AT HOME, wondering where the hell Dist keeps going off to all the time.]

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[SHOULD PROBABLY MENTION, MAYBE, before he goes and clears his toy out of the garage.]

Hey, I'm moving the Kaiser.

[weaponsparked.livejournal.com]

[PROBABLY.]

... You're going somewhere?

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

I need it closer to Jade's; I'm doing an experiment, and the fon drive is too big to be worth transporting alone.

[Did he ever mention who Jade is? No? Oops.]

[stardust-legacy.livejournal.com]

-You may want to stop that thing before it gets in Jotaro's way. For serious.-

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[It looks like someone doesn't notice the 12+ foot giant robot. Dist takes up the mouthpiece.]

Hey! Out of the way!

[stardust-legacy.livejournal.com]

-Jotaro looks up to Dist, and at the machine and... just shrugs and keeps on his path. If Dist wants him out of the way, he'll need to move him out of the way. Wouldn't recommend trying.-

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Dist grumbles to himself. Stupid peons.]

Fine! Don't move, then!

[Dist also does not alter his course, perfectly willing to run the man over if he refuses to get out of the way.]

[0n-a-yoyo.livejournal.com]

[DO YOU HEAR THAT SCREAMING

IT'S WOODY

CLINGING TO THE FOOT OF YOUR ROBOT

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--]

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Dist actually does not hear it for a while; he only really notices when he glances at the bottom of his viewscreen and sees something tiny clinging to it. He stops, opening up the cockpit to get a better look.]

The hell...?

[ona-yoyo.livejournal.com]

[YEAH. DON'T SEE YOU BECAUSE MY PLASTIC EYES ARE SQUEEZED SHUT.]

[Until finally, he blinks and looks around, noticing the machine has stopped.]

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Is that a doll? Clinging to the foot of his robot? Dist frowns and decides to go out on a limb by speaking to it.]

Hey! Let go!

[threelimiters.livejournal.com]

[Step on Hakkai's lawn and there will be hell to pay :<]

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[Luckily, Dist is heading down the street rather than across lawns. Your mailbox might be completely uprooted slightly damaged by its swinging arms, though.]

[threelimiters.livejournal.com]

[UNAMUSED BY THIS DISTURBANCE]

Excuse me...

[buildstherobots.livejournal.com]

[It's something of a miracle that Dist hears him. He pauses the Kaiser, turning back a little bit to see who had spoken.]

What?